Description
The Unexplained, explained….
I ain’t some wiseguy makin’ it up. I got da evidence. Dat smell in da park? Dat ain’t no skunk or a stray dog. Dat’s Bigfoot musk. It’s a marker left by travelin’ between dimensions. That’s what da guy on da stream said. And he had a degree! I think.
Ghosts? They ain’t just spooky. They’re messengers. Dey’re stuck in dis vibration, right? They’re tryin’ ta tell us da real story about how da moon landing was shot on a soundstage in Staten Island. Dey keep whisperin’ in da shadows, but nobody’s listenin’. Too busy lookin’ at dere little cell phones to see the UFOs zip-zooming around!
But I’m listenin’. I’m woke. And when da truth finally comes out, when da saucers land right on Flatbush Avenue, and da Squatch is standin’ next ta da mayor, everybody’s gonna say, IÂ was right.”
You ain’t buyin’ it? Listen to ya self! Ya sound like one of ’em. Lemme tell ya, I was watchin’ dis ting on YouTube, right? Dis guy, he’s got proof. Clear as day!
Conspiracy theorists. You know them, you love them. You might be one of them. This t-shirt attempts to capture the essence of a guy that “knows too much”. This shirt looks pretty sharp and you’ll notice a lot of people eyeing up the graphic while you are out and about. It’s vague enough to initiate conversation while being direct enough to be relatable. You might be this guy, or you’ve met him somewhere and no matter how much you tried to scooch away from the conversation, he just kept scooching with you.
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Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee designed for both comfort and style. This tee effortlessly blends a classic and relaxed fit, making it ideal for casual outings or semi-formal events. Made from specially spun, strong, and smooth fabric, it ensures that prints remain vivid while providing a soft touch against your skin. This lightweight tee gives off a laid-back vibe, making it perfect for everyday wear or lounging around the house.
Product features
– Shoulder tape for stability and durability
– Seamless construction for a cleaner look
– Ribbed knit collar for shape retention
– Medium weight fabric for comfort
– Ethically sourced 100% US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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